Note: I thought I’d take a little break from reporting and write some fiction. The following is a work of fiction and any similarity to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Billy. He lived in South Dakota. Billy was tall and came from a poor family. He loved to play badminton, too.
Billy had a dark side, though.
Billy was engaged a lucrative criminal enterprise that brought in huge amounts of money. He had to do something with all that money so he put it into a bank account that was hard to trace. He went to prison and when he got out, he needed a way to get that money back where he could access it. So Billy set up a whole bunch of websites that accepted donations and used those to launder his money.
But not everything about Billy was dark, of course. Billy owed a parakeet. He liked to eat those smoked oysters that came in a can. He was a big Red Sox fan, too.