Okay. Sorry. Kreayshawn claims to be repping Oakland. I’m not sure how Oakland feels about this but Gucci Gucci has over 34,000,000. Thirty-four. Million. Is this a story of a 1%er? Hard to say — I’m hoping Malcolm Harris will deconstruct it for me.

So, there’s no hope for Oakland quite possible, even with prayer. It’s kind of catchy, though.

Big Hollywood has a nice piece on a new documentary about Arnel Pineda, the Filipino lead singer of Journey.

But THIS. This right here. This is about the high point of Journey. Must I explain just a few of the reasons? Okay, I will!

Harmonies. Moustaches. Steve Perry dressed as a fancy waiter with long hair. Neil Geraldo’s afro, which is as big as the Cow Palace. Greg Rollie dressed as an undercover cop trying to pose as a swinger coke dealer who owns a boat. The way Feeling That Way kicks into gear and the way Perry sings “li-ight”. Ross dressed like he’s going to compete in Couples Figure Skating. Geraldo’s solos, which are both melodic and beefy. The collars of the dudes in the audience.